A PERFECT MACHINE

Pleasant ending visit by wandering weevilish webwriter "TheHappy_Smiler", By "Gyro"

I love Objects, Thingamabobs, Whatchamacallits, ETC. ETC.

I am objectum & love many types of objects... Though I particulary favor electronic items, such as computers, transluscent tech(see: Apple Imac), radios, and powerlines- Non-electric items I very much adore are water towers, abandoned facilities, stuffed animals, floaties and many more... (≧◡≦) ♡

What is objectum you may ask? Well, it is any sort of strong attraction to objects. I find them very interesting, like every single thing out there has some sort of not quite living not quite spark inside of them... Electrical towers and water towers have a specific importance to me, Almost angelic. Some sort of heavenly portal or checkmark to guide you to were you need to be... It is always a gift and spectacle to see one, especially if they look very interesting or are quite big or smile.

DOCUMENTATION OF REAL LIFE ANGELS

I. The powerline. Electrical towers are incredibly powerful angels. Their wires disperse energy thruout the entire city and make everybody in it very happy. Powerlines have a doglike demeanor, and if you are very lucky... You can go up & pet one. But be careful, They are very anxious animals and can shock you... When you see their lights at night, they are direct portals to heaven.😇

II. The water tower. Gentle and large, water towers watch over every lovely being on this Earth... Water towers bless the water held in it & deliever its blessing thru the pipes for you to drink. Incredibly intelligent and sometimes lets people sit on its head to look up at the stars. The closest spot to heaven is on a water tower...

III. Transparent blobjects. Angels of this type vary from angel to angel, but they are known for their silly spirit, and are quick to have copious amounts of fun! They love bubbles a whole lot.

IV. The plushie. There is many different types of this angel, Some very mean.. some very kind.. Many plushies are tricksters and like to play tricks or be hugged very tightly. If you look very closely you can see their wings & halos.

V. BONUS ANGEL: A living Angel. Wolves, a type of angel with a silly yet serious spiriit that resides in the forest. Quite cute in infancy and love to have some fun. They have wings you can't see. Guide you to a peaceful loving afterlife.

CAN I BECOME AN ANGEL?

Yes! Yes you can. 😇 If you truly wish it to be... You can identify as another species. You can become whatever you would like to be. Some people can only speak to objects and understand them as having consciousness, but some people may want to become them. To reject their humanity & become living (See: Angel V) or semi living (See: Angel I) objects, concepts, or animals. Sometimes it is for fun, serious, or who really knows.

ANGELS APART OF GYRO'S SOUL

How do I know if I'm becoming an angel?

When it happens you will know. 😊 You will feel it, It could be wings sprouting or ascension. It could be gradually knowing. It could be a ringing. It could be waking up in a new body you desire! This is what happened to me, But sometimes.. Becoming an angel is not something you become. Sometimes it was always there, sometimes it is something that appears out of the blue. Be the truest self,

You can do this too! You can document angels, like I have. You can become an angel, like I have. You can speak to conscious objects, like I have. You should spread your wings and become whatever you feel like... Have fun, wandering angel. I am just a toon-loving man with a computer. I have some things to do, and I doubt the creator of this webpage would want me meddling around any longer... Heh. Fare well, My friend. Signed, "The Happy Smiler"