Rosemary's Cavern

• My Name is "Rosemary", and I am THRILLLED to have a Website ! Greetings, and Welcome to My Garden on The Web. This Is my Catalogue of Text, Ideas, Religion, Scent, Rambles, Sitcoms (Withold your thoughts about How they are "Boring" Or "Mindless" I Know, That's the Point, That's why I love them. Please Send me Messages About Cheers, Sanford and Son, Everybody Loves Raymond, Seinfield, and The Jeffersons), and Many More. Lover of Wikipedia, Chronic Film-freak, Black Coffee+Tea, and Rankings. I Would Like to Give a Special Special Thanks to my Dear Wife Melgelz72, Who made this Amazing Website Using Her Techno-Wizardry (&This Gorgeous Art of Myself), Check This Out, This Handsome and Talented Robo-Lady Has a Site of Her Own, Please Check out the extent of her talent!!!! ;0] ~ Enjoy Your Stay ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧Like this Face...?They're called "KAOMOJIS" Nifty, Eh? ;0}

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These G.I.F.S are from various Geocities websites Melgelz72 lurked on! Neat, Huh? She Collected Three Pawfuls Of G.I.F.s and P.N.G.s and put Them in a folder Just for me to use.. Sigh. Kind, Isn't she....? σ(≧ε≦σ)/ ♡I [Ba-Dum] (See? My heart is Beating...~) Enjoy collecting Religious G.I.F.s, Religion interests me. I am especially Fond of the ankh symbol. Life, Death, Immortality, Reincarnation. A Unisex Symbol, That I see myself in. I am not quite a transsexual and I am not quite a non-transsexual. It is Complicated, as is my Relationship with life, Death, My Belief on What Happens Before and After We Die, God or no God, Polythesic or Not, E.t.C, E.t.C, So That's Why It Charms me so much - And for many more reasons~~ Welp, Haha That's A whole spiel, Sorry, Users of the Interwebs! What I Meant to Say was - That Exquisite Lady on The Left is a Depiction of Myself drawn by the Stellar Comix-Artist Melgelz72 ☆～（ゝ。∂） (⁀ᗢ⁀)(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ (Such Cute Little Guys, HUH~~?) Obviously, I'm Not Really a Unicorn, It'd be Way Too Difficult to Type with Hooves, Haha, But Could you Imagine? I'd be Mighty Beautiful.

;0} Unicorns are Quite Lovely to Me , The History of the Unicorn is Quite The THRILL! ~ From the Myth of the Indian Ass (Unicorn Version), to Christ Himself Being once Depicted as a Unicorn, To Narwhal Tusks being Extremely Valuable as they Were thought to be Unicorns, Thy Monoceres , How only a Virgin could tame the Likes of the Majestic Beast and Trick Him by Causing Him to Drive his Horn into a Tree , The Burned and Lost Unicorn Tapestries , The Hunt for them With no Care for How These Beasts would Feel... Enough of all that fancy talk ! This is a G.I.F from the 1982 Film "The Last Unicorn" taken from novel of the same name by Peter S. Beagle released in 1968. Such an Impactful and Essential Film in my Eyes, Yes! Same as the book. It buried itself Deep into my Heart and Soul when the Scene where Wizard Schmendrick turns The Unicorn (No, i will not call her real self Lady Amalthea -

It a self of hers but they are not The Same) into Lady Amalthea, and she slowly loses The Light and Hope in her Eyes as she struggles with What it Means to be "Human" and "Mortal" , Not Wanting This at All. Animation is a bit Choppy, but I am such a big fan! ^0^ There are many animated delights I enjoy, Not Unlike the Last Unicorn! "The Secret of Nimh" + "The Secret of Nimh 2: Timmy to the Rescue" , "All Dogs Go to Heaven" + "All Dogs Go to Heaven 2" , "Watership Down" , "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" , "The Aristocats" , "Oliver & Company " , "Heathcliff: The Movie" & "Felidae", AMONG MANY MORE DELIGHTS! HAHA! I adore my Toons! A fan of Non-toons too, "Ferris Bueller's Day Off", "New Jack City", "The Truman Show", "The Breakfast Club", "The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari", "Interview With the Vampire", "Little Shop of Horrors", "2001: A Space Odyessy" and "Most family Sitcoms" Are commonly enjoyed by me. If I don't watch One movie or show a day I die a Horrible Horrible and Disgusting Death! I've been banned from four theatres for going Too Often!

Some cute little fellows ~ Ms. Brisby, Who i see myself in often. Fiver ~ We two share Visions! ^0^ The 'Love It' gif is unrelated, just simply cute..

My partner taught me alot how to add many files at once, and make them the same size using the "Width" property! How delightful! Welp, now it's my time to Drone about my favorite songs! I fancy myself an Avid collector of music... HERE ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE ALBUMS!~ (´ ∀ ` *) Music is kind to my soul. I don't consider Myself "Bright" Enough to produce any of my own, but at least-- Even if I can't make any myself (as much as I'd desire to... I enjoy writing lyrics in my freetime, and Fantasizing songs I listen to were created by myself. ;;) It thrives Potently in my Soul!!!!!! Very drawn to SHOCK ROCK, JAZZ, NEW WAVE, ROCK, EXPERIMENTAL, PLUNDERPHONICS, and PSYCHEDELIA.

I will admit, I do have a hermit-lifestyle excluding work, so I haven't attended as many concerts as i've wanted to, buuuut every summer my wife and I Travel To the United Kingdom During Cardiacs' Tour Dates To Watch! Cardiacs Are Simply Stellar! I Love Sing To God, The Seaside, and a little Man And a House And A House And The Whole World Window~! Ah, I Adore Traveling by Plane... Planes are Gorgeous to Me.. So Sleek, So Massive, So Impressive, Almost Leviathan... I Got Chills Thinking About the One I Rode On. A Boeing 727-100 (Did you Know D.B Cooper Rode on That one? What a Curious Case!) Someday I Hope I Get Reborn as a Plane and My Spouse is Reborn as One Too If She Wants So we Can Cuddle in the Sky. ^0^~ Sadly, In this Life, I'm simply Too Small to Embrace a Plane as Lovingly as I Dream To... Back on Topic L.O.L (laugh out loud!) back to rambling...

MY MAGNIFICENT MUSIC RANKING~

MY FAVORITE SONGS FROM EACH ALBUM LISTED!

Meat Beat Manifesto - Satyricon

I discovered Meat Beat Manifesto through a coworker back in '92. I briefly held a job at an antique shop which I still greatly miss, owned by a scrawny (Well, I Was Just as Scrawny) boy-chick (a term they used for themself) About 4 Years Younger than Me, 19? They Were Made to Take it up After their Grandmother entered a Retirement Home. A Punky but Chill Type, and they Smoked indoors. They Played this album often Despite how much it misaligned with the Essence/Aura of the Store, & I Got Curious and asked what it Was... They Nodded (Not much of a talker!) & They Let Me Borrow Their Tape... I Enjoyed it so! I Hadn't Listened to much Electronick Beats prior to this, So it Really Opened my Third Eye (& Drew me to The Future Sound of London, Which I will Ramble on about Later.. ;0] Stay Tuned~!) to the world of Electronicka. I adored it, and saught out more! Also rather fond of "Subliminal Sandwich" "99%" and "Storm the Studio"! ٩(｡•́‿•̀｡)۶Love how Meat Beat Manifesto names things.

Oingo Boingo - Good For Your Soul

Been a Boingohead for as long as I can remember!!! HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sigh... I Remember the Release of "Deadman's Party" Like it was 30 Minutes ago.... ♡＼(￣▽￣)／♡(─‿‿─)♡ Alright Alright....... Sighhh... I'm just so fond of this album. I remember crying like a baby during the Farewell Tour when they broke up... I love how ODD this album is! It's eccentric! It's surprising! It's thrilling! ZWE WE HA! WE HA HA HA! What is the laaaaw? Who makes the ruuules.... No spill blood! Hahaha, Okay, I'm just goofin' off now. It's so zany and has an ancient-essence, like being in a living museum that keeps surprising you. I love the weird sounds in No Spill Blood and Cry of the Vatos, and how intense Who Do You Want to Be can be. Old Rosey is Always at Peace when Singers Make Weird Noises and Scream into their Microphones. Thank you, Mr. Elfman!!! (╥_╥)

Oingo Boingo - Nothing to Fear

Another 'Boingo, And not one to Fear!!!!! I ended up Buying this one when I got Older, But Jeez Louise..... It's One Hell of an Album! Oh, and an Honorable favorite, Grey Matter! It from the Farewell Tour was Stellar. I love how Bizarre Insects is. Insects too, Make me want to DANCE! (Particularly Weevils. Because I'd be a Weevil.. Maybe a Tarantuka. or a katydid. Aphid. Dragonfly. Ant...) Running on a Treadmil makes my heart Melt and reminds me Much of my Spouse, & Nothing to Fear is a bit Haunting! Exhilarating and new, Love it!

Cardiacs - The Seaside

I've Already Mentioned Seeing Cardiacs Lives Before, & I'm head over heels for Themmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So Zany! So Fresh! So ODD! A musical manifestation of one of my oddities, yes yes! Damn, I love the sound of this album! Seeing R.E.S Live was Outright a Religious Experience. I Owe my Life to Tim Smith and All the other Cardiacs. I love The Phone Ringing in Jibber & Switch, and I love the cover art. I love How Strange The Band Looks in Any and All Photos of Them. So Wonderful. So Miserable, like Clowns or Erratic Gerbils in Desperate need of Valium! So crazy!

The Future Sound of London - Dead Cities

A fun and crisp electronic album, introduced to Me by my spouse Melgelz72. Quirky and Relaxed. When i admire my wife playing video games (Rather fond of the Metal Gear Solid Games, I like the Snakes) Sometimes I Play it for a few hours over and over, Because It takes her a Long time to progress through Games. I always get some chances to Milk a few facts out of her, Haha! ;0}< I adore her rambbles. I Could Listen to Her talk Allllllll Day.....

Screamin' Jay Hawkins - Because Is In Your Mind

From the King and Father of Shock Rock Himself, SCREAMIN' JAY HAWKINS' BECAUSE IS IN YOUR MIND! Loud, Freaky, Good to dance to and goes down with groove. I will admit, I've modeled my style after Mr. Hawkins ;0] Is it Obvious...? Wait Haha the Interwebs can't see me. Well, I Guess You Just have to Imagine. Sigh... I wish I'd Got to See him on Tour. They Were always Too Far Away, and Almost all of his concerts in my Adult Life I just Wouldn't be able to Attend. However, I Obtained this Album in Particular at A Re-sale Store In the Summer of '94! What a Gem! I love the Emotion in his voice, His Ear-Piercing Shrieks Mixed with the Swing of the Dance is Such a Treat!!!! So Unique! Romantic with a bite! Reminds me of a Fragrance I obtained from an old woman in The Mitt that Smelled like Incense and Peppermints. (Another Great Song, But not By him! By Strawberry Alarm Clock.)

Don Cherry - Don Cherry/Brown Rice

Don Cherry has forever been pure peace to my ears. A zen, a relaxation. The Way his voice Drones in your ear Amongst the Jazzy Tones & Chimes makes me enter a dreamlike state, a breath of fresh air for tired lungs. Often played during Winter Watching the Lights glow at Night, Or while Cooking a hot meal for my wife, Then watching her wolf(or rather robot-kaiju-alien-mantis-roach-lady it down). Gorgeous, I adore it. (¯▿¯) So, so special.... Doooon't Miss It!!! Ah.... Now I want to cook a delicious bowl of steamy jambalaya with Brown Rice..~~

Daniel Johnston - Songs of Pain

Lifechanging. Daniel Johnston is such a Special being in my life, Hearing his Albums always Bring such a tear to my eye, Haha, I Just... Phew. I really Get it. So Earnest. From the Soul. It inspires me so, and intrinsic to my Being--,, Along with Hit "Hi, How Are you?" Songs of Pain is quite dear to me, so so so so so so so very dear.... It Thrills me. It Soothes me. Not many artists can get so "Real" Nowadays, Especially about the "Ugly" Feelings, Hatred, Mental Pain, Trauma, Grief, Betrayal, Rage, Jealousy, Etc... And if they Are, They Must be Shaved down To Marketability and Relatability or In Groups Known for their Extremity, Just turning that Pain Into a Brand To Sell. Not Much That Feels like Listening to a Stranger-Someone Play their Life out on a Janky Guitar at a Bonfire when They're the Only Other Manic-Depressive you Know and So are You to Them and You Just Need to Hold Their Hand and Poorly Sing along with all the Voice Cracks from the tears and the shame and The rustiness of Not for So Long and how awkward this all is because you don't know each Other very well, but you both quite needed this. You needed to heave, you needed to be a little vulnerable, a little grievous. This is What "Songs of Pain" Feels like to Me. Thank you for everything, Mr. Johnston. (─‿‿─)♡

Yellow Magic Orchestra - Yellow Magic Orchestra

The Pioneer of "Synth-pop" Yellow Magic Orchestra's Self Titled Album! Such a rare Treat, I enjoy listening to these tunes on my walkman when I bike to work on my Dear Francesca (The name of my Bike) Big fan of "シムーン" I love the chirps, the tunes, The Way it Picks at the wrinkles of my Brain With its Extended Claw. I Adore it. So Fresh, Also Reminds me of a Perfume! A metallic one called "Mi Querida Perla", Home-Brewed by the Mother of a coworker of Mine I got in a bake-fragrance-clothing sale, Which I often wear When I pretend I've been invited to Parties, Weddings, Funerals, and other events.

Alright, Alright, That's All! Thank you so much for reading my page. I Hope You Like It, ~ (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ Thrilled to get the chance to even make it! Have a great day! I know I will, after Writing all this! Haha... I've been writing for several hours Straight without moving.. My claws are chipped up Now... Adios!

FRAGRANCE

You may Not know, But I am a FragranceFanatic, Fragranramaniac, FragranceFreak, Scent-o-Path, probably more terms, ETC. I well own over a hundred different types of colonges , oils and perfumes, Most Purchased or Gifted by my Wife (Always my Favorite, Both as It's from such a Fantastic Individual but Also because She seems to nearly Always sniff out [What a Laugh!] The most Bizarre commodities and Oddities that compel me to simply Kiss her all over Her Face and sink my snout Deep into the Fluff of her Head because I Have no Idea and Never will Know how they were Obtained) & Worn daily....

Not all at Once, Wouldn't that Be silly...??? Imagine That (¯▿¯), Maybe I'll Try................ Haha! Objectively my Best Sense is My Smell -- I am fascinated by Scents of all types , Rupugnant , Lavish , Aromatic , Shrill , Woody , Flowery , Musky , More --- But I am Ravenous for scents that are Strange and Otherwise esoteric and uber-Specfic, Yes Yes!
Maybe Not all For Myself, I tend to veer towards Deep, Lavish Scents, Oaken Scents, Ozonic and Distinctly In-Organic Mayhem, Or What you would Imagine someone's Distinguished and Rather Attractive Middle-Aged Father that Makes you Realize some Things About Yourself or Kind and Cookie-Baking Grandmother WOULD adorn Themselves With (And Not just Any Old, Mashed Together No-Good Scent, I need the Genuine Goods!)

But as For My Collection........? I am RAVENOUS for it! Give Me the Strangest, Bizarrest, Inorganic, Impossible Smells and I will be on My Knees & Kiss at Your Hand. I have Done Rather Peculiar and Outrageous Things in The name of Fragromania (Some i won't even disclose), Truly! But That is the matter of All my Collections, I was Born average-bodied with a Very, Very, Mad Soul! I have Slaved Hours of My Life Away Trying to Recreate Things i Have Smelled in Dreams, Or Even my Own, Natural Scent, And I have Sweat and Bled and Loved Every Second of It !! ,/p>

Invite Me to Your Mother's Christain-Mom Meet up Essential-Oil Mixing Lab, Show me all those Perfumes you Bought from the Macy's Grandma Never looked at, and What You Bought seven Years ago for a date and May have Mold now Growing in the Bottom. I won't even Need to wear it Myself, Or even buy, Just open the cap for me and Let me write What I feel about the Matter to Soothe my Mind and Body.

FRAGRANCE FAVORITES

Cool Water by Davidoff (1988)

ROSERATING - 4/5

Striking, Electric, Cool, and Calone-Filled. Very Refreshing, Makes me Feel like a Troubled 1st-Generation Balkan Immigrant in his 30's or 40's Clad in Tightly-Fitting Satin Fabrics laying By the Sea. Foam Lapping at His long, Curly Black hair as He cries out for His Secret Yet most Beloved Tender Lover-- A Troubled Man Seduced by and Subsequently Engulfed by the Sea While Boating. He Clutches his Crumpled collar, Low and Exposing his bare Chest to the Waves and the rough Sands.

Tears Streak down from His Cheeks like tea from the cup of a busy body failing to Pay Attention to what they Pour. He Breathes in Deep, Stretching his limbs as he stares down at the shifting waves. They almost mock him as They lap at his feet like lowly dogs. In a final Dramatic Act, he collapses into the unmarked blues, Accepting the Way it weighs him down and fills his Body as he Is Claimed by the Depths. Also Makes me Feel like a very Stylish mini office fan, Don't you Think? I wear this one around August from time to time and Need to feel like a Windex Bottle.

Comme de Garcons 2 by Comme de Garcons (1999)

ROSERATING - 5/5

Addicting and Unusual, makes me feel as if I've been transformed into a Wild, Crazed animal. I have a Weakness for inky, metallic and rubbery scents. Almost like a thick, nauseating tar that fills your lungs and threatens to never leave. Hinted with excellent uses of patchouli, juniper, Labdanum, and coriander, It gives off an intoxicating aroma Reminsecent of an Odd, Nowhere-Seen before Incense found in a warehouse - I can Proudly assert myself a large fan, Often worn on Tuesdays and Sundays. Reminds me of younger years when I was set on making a novella with only an ink and feather.

Musc Extrait Bruno Acampora (2000's)

ROSERATING - 4.9/5

Distinct and hypnotic. A rarity, amber-laden and musky. Balsamic and Thick like Molasses, Satisfying! When I indulge Myself in This Aroma, I Feel Myself Under the Wiles of The Trance of a Pocket Watch spinning in Pendulm, Commanding Me, Whispering in My Ear and Calling me Forth. A Stellar Scent to Feel Important and Regal to with Hot Tea. So Sharp in a Way I Dream of the Day This Aroma Could be Fragromanced into an edible Taste, As I know It Would have the Same Bite of A Metallic Segmented Watch Band Against Your Tongue.

Odeur 71 by Comme des Garcons (2000)

ROSERATING - 6/5

Sickens me!! Every component Lives its Own Life that Worm their Way Beneath my Skin and Plant Their Eggs, The Wound festering As they Grow before Devouring the Flesh of my Cheek and Bursting out into a Thousand Different Directions Like Botflies! (;0}< I Learned About These Interesting Critters from a Very Darling Someone. ~ ) Laden with Ink, Molten Lava, Batteries and Bay Leaves.....

A Scent Alike to the Concoction Of Absolute Terror, Betrayal, Searing Flesh, Steaming Metal, Horrific Pain, Body Grime, and Boiling Charred Flesh Produced by Sculptor Perrilos When Locked Within the Brazen Bull by Phalaris.... But Set 14,000 Years into the Future! Inorganic, Eruptive, Electric, Artificial, Shocking! Bizarre and One of a kind, I am weak to it. Often Worn When the Days dull Together and I've Seemed to Lost the Placement of my Soul.

Formula 1 Steel by Walter Wolf (1978)

ROSERATING - 3/5

Classy and Serious, Musky and Professional, Alike to the Scent of a Clearly Divorced Man Offering you his corduroy Coat to Shield you from the Rain That you might Huff. Cigars, Potent Steel. Loveable and Reliable, But not as Bizarre as my Typical Tastes. Charming, Slightly chipped on the edges. Much effort was put into removing the Mold from its sides. Obtained from Waifish and Jittery 60 Year old Wolf, Eyes Always Closed when they Laughed, Hands often Clasped, Whistle between breaths and a boisterous Laughs. A gap in their teeth and Thick-rimmed Syrupy marble glasses.

Often Tells me to "Loosen up, Boy! You're still young." Clapped Me on the Back in Greeting and I looked at Them in a way I now deeply Regret, They never Touched Me Again. Only Shuffling a Few Feet away With the Weariness, Showing me their Newest Wares, Often re-gifts from Estranged Grandchildren and Passed-downs from Mother. Reminds me of long Elevator Rides When I imagine The Cords Snapping or Being Slowly Encased Inside to Those Lovely Cheery Songs.

Horizon by Oriza L. Legrand (1925)

ROSERATING - 4/5

Leather, Benzoin, Ambergris, Honey, Tobacco. Feels Like Long Treks in China Shops, Dreams of Dancing, Flappers, Cold and Heavy Pearl Necklaces and Weighted Amber Earrings. I Feel Fancy Wearing it, And The Bottle I have is Very Old! It's a Vintage, I've Only once Sprayed it. I Spritzed it On the Night I Wanted to Be Romantic and Read Hours Worths of Books on Paddle-Boating. I Dressed Myself Up in My Finest, Stupidest Outfit.

Fuzzy Black Gloves, Knee-High Boots, White Blouse, Black Scarf, Fake Gold Watch. I Attempted to Sweep my wife off Her Feet by Buying a Little Canoe & Inviting Her to Shore So I could Charm Her by Calling Her to the Boat like some Italian Loverboy on the Gondola. She Gasped as She Saw me, But Just As I Got Up To Speak from my Soul (With Magnolias in Hand) ...(Something i'd been Preparing for Hours...) .......

And, Erm.. Jeez Louise, Like a Fool, I Tripped on My own Heels, and Fell in the Water, Thwacking my head on the canoe on the way Down. Dumbly. (;テ﹏テ) (Melgelz72 found a miserable one) Absolutely Humiliating. She laughed in my face (I can swim, I was fine) Then Helped me up Out of the Water, and walked me back home.

That Night, I learned. Welp.... I Really Am no Lover boy, Truly. Our Souls had intertwined and Admired the same Horizon so much more As she Ringed the water Out of my Waterlogged Fur, I Took a Hot Shower While Talking About Whatever we Wanted to, She Watched me Change into my Silly Striped Pajamas and I held a Candle in my hand and we Laughed because I looked like a Cartoon Snoring old Man, Then Curled up into Bed to Watch A bunch of Untranslated Soviet Cartoons I Obtained from a Crotchety Yet Kind old Woman from the South at an Out-Doorr Flea Market (who Sadly Took her own Life Earlier this Year).

As Much as I (and We) try to Fit into the Throes of Normalcy, Typical Modes of Romance Tend to Feel Fake, As Earnest and Loving as they are. I have Never Loved someone More than When I see Her Lay Around Lost in Thought or stare at a Wall or Change into Real Feeling Clothes or Slouch and Eat The same Things Every Day and Lay Wrong on the couch as I do the Exact same Thing. When my wife Snuggled me and Buried her Nose into My Side, She said I "smelled like i wore a monocle and owned a pony." Long lasting and Strong - Survived the Atlantic blues and My rusting Shower.

My unicorns are very majestic. Maybe They will take a Whiff? ..................... Curious. What a Real Unicorn's Aroma Be> A Delightful Vanilla or Dazzling Solar Ray or Flowering Scent Because They're Magical? Or would they Reek with the Twang of Horse and Other Large Mammals......? Much to Discuss. Did you Know they used to say Unicorn Meat was Tough and Couldn't be Eaten and Their Horns had Medicinal Properties? A cure-all Colt.

Sigh... If only I were a maiden of fair, then Maybe... I could see one for my own... Restraint Excersised. I was going to make a Very Sly Joke Here, and Wrote a Paragraph About What I would Do if I Met One, But I Realized this was my Fragrance Section !!! (;ﾞ°´ω°´) Sincerest Apologies!

( .................and, P.S, I don't care for white wine. I'm more of a liquor and red wine type'a guy. This Animated G.I.F Just Brings me Delight.)