TRUDY
TULSE

OTHERWISE KNOWN AS "THE MOST INTELLIGENT WOMAN ON EARTH"(YOU AGREE), TRUDY TULSE IS THE GREATEST INVENTOR OF ALL TIME. FROM THE DAY OF HER BIRTH, SHE WAS ALWAYS ENAMORED WITH MACHINES. EVEN BULDING THE FIRST ROCKET LAUNCHER AT AGE SIX AFTER BEING LEFT TO HER OWN DEVICES BY HER FAMILY. THIS LOVE FOR CREATION ROCKETED HER, JUST LIKE THE LAUNCHER- INTO TAKING A PATH OF ENGINEERING INTO ADULTHOOD, BUILDING MANY, MANY BELOVED MACHINES OVER HER LIFETIME THAT ADORN THE HOMES OF PEOPLE NEAR AND FAR.

→The official website for TulseTech Enterprises©, the most advanced tech company in the world. Home to many of the world's most useful and beloved bundles of creation, such as an egg that cooks itself, slush that can heal injuries, computers that can send the emails for you, the refrigerator, the electric oven, and the color television, among many more. (DO NOT FACT CHECK THE LAST THREE OR MY TRAINED MISSLES WILL BLOW YOU UP)Founded by Trudy Tulse of Manesy, Plainview, our brightest mind, There's a TulseTech for Everyone!©

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★★★★★ "I killed a man with this! Thanks!" ~ Anonymous reviewer

→The Electric TulseLaser© is a medium sized taser blaster with an all new type of powerful (yet non-fatal) pressurized beam within it's chamber dubbed, "Purple Electricity," which can be used to stun enemies, shoot targets or other objecticy things by pulling the trigger. It fires directly out of the beast-like maw of the blaster, and generates power and electricity from within itself, meaning it doesn't need to be recharged. EVER! ←

OFFICIAL PRODUCT LIST

TulseTaser, TulseTouch, TulseSlush, TulseTaserCitron, TulseThinker, TulseLearner, TulseJumper, TulseSkippers, TulseDancer, TulsePuncher, TulseEgger, TulseAgotchi, TulseRriors, TulseDog, TulseKity, TulseHamster, TulseViolence, TulseKiller, TulseMongus(DO NOT RESEARCH), TulsePod, TulseFeralHog, TulseBob, TulsePunk, TulseGender, TulseFranky, TulseClicker, TulseFighter, TulseMulch, TulseBopper, TulseFixer, TulseTestorone, TulseStrogen, TulseHonker, TulseMobile, TulseHome, TulseBong, TulseJerma, TulseNerd, TulseBlaster, TulseMedicine, TulseVerware, TulseTulse, TulseToaster, TulseJants, TulseJorts, TulseJags, TulseJhoes, TulseShades, TulseRadio, TulseDVD, TulseFamily, TulseFriend, TulseBall, TulsePad, TulseBook, TulseFridge, TulseOven, TulseWave, TulseChest, TulseLamp, TulseBed, TulseOobleck,TulseToilet, TulseMcjlumpus, TulseFeeder, and TulseSnacks.

NO REFUNDS. NOT EVER.