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→TULSETOUCH←

SALE! up to 30% off by right now!

★★★★☆500$ 500$ JOKEY JOKE! IT'S STILL 500$ YOU MISSED THE SALE! BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME!

→The TulseTouch© is a fully operationial cordless phone that can be used for texting, making phone calls, searching up and fact checking information, sending Tmails, sending out blasts of electricial energy to shock and fry the circuts of people you dislike, play games on, organize thoughts in a digital diary, and many more! ←

→TULSETHINKER←

OUT OF STOCK

TBA

→Currently unavalible. Please check again later when more information is avalible. ←

→TULSESLUSH←

ORDER NOW!

★★★☆☆ 2$ per gallon

→The TulseSlush© is a type of healing slush than can assist with minor cuts, bruises, fractures, tears, pulls, dislocations, lacerations, burns, squeeps, squelps, and yelps. FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP TRYING TO DUNK THINGS NO LONGER LIVING IN IT. "ooh since it's a repairing slush can i put, like, my broken wristband in there so it fixes oooh oooh" You're a nerd face to me. ←

→TULSETASER CITRON←

ONE IN STOCK!

★★★★★ 120,900,743,656,321$

→The TulseTaser Citron© is a new and special variant of TulseTasers© with incredibly powerful blasts that can slay opponets, destruct even the most fortified of properties, and... For legal reasons, a use of this machinery has been left out. If someone were to, perhaps, break into a building or smother the life of someone using this machine, it is not in the hands of TulseTech Enterprises©, and rather on the buyer instead. Thank you for your time. ←

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